The thing about glassess...

Is that you never know where to put them when you don't want to wear them anymore. 

This is my turtle

It's not that I'm trying to be cute, because that wouldn't be cute. It's just that this fine turtle is a wonderful pillow and an excellent opportunity to practice my snoring. 

Reading the paper

My daddy likes to read the business section, while I prefer the toy section. They are even in color, and in quite fine form towards the end of the year. 

What do you do in the morning

I for one prefer a little sesame street and some time on the couch.