Son, don't try this at home.

Jack, it's about time you learn an old proverb passed onto me by my father. "Do what I say, not what I do." This is one of those things you shouldn't do: Don't be too lazy to get out your ladder, so you find a decorative box your wife really likes and put a step stool on top. All so you can outsmart a bunch of wasps recreating in your shed.